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Morgan came over to visit. We chatted it up all night.
We (me mostly) watched as a girl in the building across the street took off all of her clothes in front of her window.
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I forgot to put this on earlier...so here it is:
I found out that a detective that works @ the PD I work @ was on the first season of The Mole.
He was the winner.
He was not the mole.
He won $510,000.
...but had to pay taxes on it.
crazy.
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CAKE - The Distance
6/16/2008
taken : 6/16/2008
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Today's blog post is about my great adventure in LC's car.
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LC drives a baller car.
It's a sports car.
I think.
Maybe.
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I suppose technically it can go 140 MPH.
...but I don't think we ever went over 40.
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Music selection is key.
No matter what.
No just in LC's car...
...but for everyone.
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This is Mr. Man.
He has been an occupant in the car for years.
LC almost assaulted a small child that she was babysitting when said child tried to take Mr. Man.
LC will kick your ass.
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LC's regular cell phone is pimp.
It is a touch screen thingy with internet and all that hoopla.
I call it the celebrity phone.
Because I feel famous when she calls/texts me.
But her phone doesn't really hold a charge anymore...it is dying...
...If that phone was a celebrity, it would be Ms. Lohan.
It did too many drugs and can't function for more than an hour at a time.
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But ah yes.
Have no fear...because LC's sports car has a car phone.
So...she can still call people...I think...
...No texting though
...Text messages between phones didn't even exist when this phone was at it's prime
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So yeah.
Car phone.
When was the last time you saw one of those motherfuckers?
Well, on second thought...That might not be a phone.
Maybe a self-destruct button. (The green button *BAM)
Or maybe there is a gun attached to the car somewhere...
...Like in a James Bond movie.
LC Bond.
probably not...
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End of today's adventure in LC's car.
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(P.S. Scott's brother's car has a car phone)
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