Sunday, April 6, 2008

Day 447



4/6/2008

taken : 4/6/2008

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I brought my computer to work hoping I might be able to get some work done.

that was not so...

I had to tend to the sheep as they asked me questions about sunglasses.

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Speaking about tending to sheep...Beau Jo's pizza does not do this well.
(I just remembered this)
(I should be working harder right now)
(I should have worked harder period today...at anything...)
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Friday night I went to Beau Jo's with LC, Bonesaw, Bigfoot, and Janey.

(P.S. LC and Bonesaw got me a $40 gift certificate to Liquor Mart. Awesome)

anyways...

We are seated. Pretty standard procedure.
We order drinks.
We drink our drinks.

Then we started to wonder where our waitress went.

No where in sight.

I'd say it had been 15-20 minutes.

I pull aside a different waiter and ask...

...he had no idea. He tells us he would look around.

Another 10 minutes pass...

...nothing.

Bonesaw and Janey decide to ask a hostess.

Still waiting.


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Finally the waiter I asked decides to wait our table.

Half way through ordering he tells us to hold on...

...he starts to flirt with a waitress at the other table...

...he touched her.

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A good 3 or 4 tables sat down after us, got their food and left by the time we got our food. It was about an hour.

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We determined that she just straight up left.

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Don't even get that motherfucker bigfoot that I live with started about the stuffed mushroom appetizer he ordered...

my goodness...


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I should do more homework.

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2 comments:

scott lawan said...

"he touched her"

bhahahahaahh

Michael said...

Maybe she wasn't actually a waitress. Maybe you just told a stranger what you wanted to drink.

At least the experience was good enough subject matter that you could turn it into a damn fine post.